His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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