ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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