I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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