Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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