She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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