finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
