So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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