I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
of course. lets lasso hookers.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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