Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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