he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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