doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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