That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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