all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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