He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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