I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You can't special order awesome
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
how drunk are you?
Several
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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