don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
it glows. i had to have it.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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