i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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