Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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