I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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