yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
