East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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