I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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