Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
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