just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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