What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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