areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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