i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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