She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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