And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
