no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
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