You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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