I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Farmville is her only friend.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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