using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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