we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
She said her name was "party"
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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