I want to stick my p in your. b.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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