she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Randomize
