bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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