I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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