I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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