best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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