Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
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