his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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