Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
