whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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