He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Randomize
