who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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