i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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