It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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