they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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