why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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