shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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