You can't special order awesome
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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