u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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